troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

(Source: malkavianbaker)

pleatedjeans:

via

egg-rolls:

i just remembered something i did when i was 13 now my day is ruined

esotericsanonymous:

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What the fuck

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does this even mean anymore

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is it supposed to express love and peace

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or unfathomable rage and hatred

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

I wasn’t going to say anything but I facepalm whenever I see this on my dash.

Which is a lot, unfortunately.

(Source: iwantcupcakes)

run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for 

(Source: vvumblr)

Two-time Oscar-winning shrug

cuddlefeyrac:

au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport